Thursday, July 28, 2005
Gettingit.com: Dressing Up Dick
Gettingit.com: Dressing Up Dick: "The Japanese art of Kokigami". A the concept of wrapping your rascal in paper is just too beautiful. There are a bunch of books on this but to find a site that includes free samples. Well that does perk up one's day or something else perhaps. Back to work...
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Orikaso Flatworld Orikaso Dish
Image: Orikaso Flatworld Orikaso Dish What a great device, origami and camping/picnic stuff combined. Way cool. Thank you Cool Tools.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Yo Chuck! Part 2: Killing Yourself to Live
For 6,557 miles, Chuck Klosterman thought as much as possible about death and dying. He drove a rental car from New York to Rhode Island to Georgia to Mississippi to Iowa to Minneapolis to Fargo to Seattle , and he chased death and rock n’ roll all the way. Over the span of 21 days, Chuck had three relationships end (one by choice, one by chance, and one by exhaustion). He snorted cocaine in a graveyard. He walked a half mile through the bean field. A waitress in Dickinson , ND , explained to him why he would never be happy. He listened to KISS solo albums and realized its band members represent every woman he ever cared about. At one point, poisonous snakes became involved. The road is hard.
From theChelsea Hotel to the swamp where Lynyrd Skynyrd’s plane went down to the spot where Kurt Cobain blew his head off, Chuck explores every brand of rock star demise. He wants to know why the greatest career move any musician can make is to stop breathing…and what this means for the rest of us. With Fargo Rock City, Chuck examined the way we grow up on popular culture. With Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puff, Chuck took a look at the way we form our adult lives around popular culture. With Killing Yourself to Live, he takes on nothing less than the rest of it – living, loving, and dying – all through the ever-present lens of that which entertains us.
From the
Yo Chuck! Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs is the manifesto for a youth gone wild with hatred and love for that which they are bombarded with, i.e. pop culture and media. Using the same memoir/deconstructive style he employed with Fargo Rock City, Chuck explores all of the things that most of us dismiss (intellectually, at least). John Cusack is to blame for Chuck’s lack of romantic satisfaction. Internet porn totally baffles him. Reality television peeves him off to no end, which is why he can’t stop watching it. The Dixie Chicks are the new Van Halen because teenage girls are the new teenage boys. And, under no circumstances, would Chuck make for a benevolent God. Each topic is connected by small passages that pull together a massive cultural quilt, one that Chuck has stitched to “playfully help people understand what they know through who they are.” Well, whatever he’s trying to do, it makes for a non-stop good time.
A-Z Quiz
*~~A~~* | |
Apples: Red, yellow, green or none? | Red - Sometimes green |
Animals: Suppose reincarnation happens, what animal would you become? | Rabbit |
Allergies: Have you got 'em? To what? | NA |
Asses: Everybody's got one...who do you know has a nice one? | my wife |
Art: Have a favorite piece? What? | Bunches. Some by family, others by well others. |
*~~B~~* | |
Bands: Who's the greatest one...EVER? | The Cramps |
Beverages: What do you like to drink? | Tea, Coffee, Liquor, Liquids |
Boys: What's their problem? | We have dicks - duh. |
Baked goods: Have a favorite one? | Bread in all it's splendor and glory |
Balls: Footballs, basketballs, baseballs...which balls to you prefer? | I like my balls thank you very much. |
*~~C~~* | |
Coins: Penny, nickel, dime, quarter, any other one, which is best and why? | Quarters - nice size and semi practical. |
Crayfish or crawdads? What do you call dem critters? | Crawdaddys |
CDs: What one have you worn out in your CD player? | Pizzicato Five |
Cups: Do you have one that you use more than others? Describe it. | Bodum Glass Tea Mug |
Capes: Are they a bad idea for superheros? | Yes and No. I don't get the whole flying thing. |
*~~D~~* | |
Doorknobs: Has anyone ever dared you to talk dirty to one? | No |
Doors: Do you have a lock on your bedroom door? | No |
Dirt: Do you mind getting a little dirty? | Sure |
Democrats: Are you one? | For the most part - yes. |
Dumbasses: Quick, name your favorite famous one. | Not worth the time or effort. |
*~~E~~* | |
Eggs: How would you like your eggs prepared today? | Omlet |
Engineers: Is/was your dad an engineer of any kind? | No |
Eyes: What color are yours? | Blue but they do change |
Eastside: or Westside? | Westside |
English: Is it your first language? | Yes |
*~~F~~* | |
Fridays: Do you thank God when it's Friday? | No |
Fluoride: What flavor do you prefer at the dentist? | I don't because the dentist sucks and not in a good way. |
Fans: Are ceiling fans tacky or practical...or both? | Practical, just try one. |
Fans (of the other variety): Who's your biggest fan? | Fans should be invisible but their presence felt. |
Florida: Have you been? How many times? | Once |
*~~G~~* | |
Girls: What's their problem? | Pussy Power - duh. |
Guts: Do do do do you have it? (or at least appreciate the reference) | Sometimes but I don't get reference. |
Gourdes: Have you ever carved one, or merely boring pumpkins? | Yes |
Gross: What's the grossest thing you can think of right now? | Vomit with chunks - really gross |
Grapes: Gotta ask, red, purple, or green? | Red sometimes purple |
*~~H~~* | |
Heat: What's the approximate temperature when you complain about the heat? | Over Ninety |
Heather: Do you automatically associate the name with a slut? | Sometimes but I dig that name especially in a sweater. |
Hair: The worst hairstyle you've ever had? | Who cares it's just hair. |
Height: Are more of your friends shorter or taller than you? | Shorter |
Hours: How many do you sleep a night? | About eight. |
*~~I~~* | |
Idiom: Your favorite? You know you have one... | In a pig's eye. |
Islands: Come on, WHO would you want with you on a deserted island? | Noone |
Igloo: How long would you last living in one? | All winter |
Illness: The last one you had? | Cold |
Ice Cream: How many scoops? | One big one. |
*~~J~~* | |
Jack-in-the-Box: Restaurant or child's plaything? | Both |
Judgemental: Are you? | Sometimes but I try not to be |
Juice: Which fruit produces the best? | Pineapple |
Jam: or jelly? | Jam |
Joy: When do you feel real joy? | Too personal. |
*~~K~~* | |
Kindergarten: Best thing about it? | Nap time and the cookies. |
Kaleidoscope: Do you own one? Is it pretty? | Yes and Yes |
Keys: How many are on your keychain? | Four |
Koi: Ever eaten it? | No |
KY: Do those commercials make you giggle? | No |
*~~L~~* | |
Latin: Is it useful to know? | Yes but I'm not going to learn it in my lifetime. |
Line: Shortest distance between two points? | Not a straight line. |
Lavatory: Why don't they just say toilet? | Does anyone really go to the head. |
Love: Who loves you, baby? | A bunch of people. |
Laugh: Is your laugh annoying? | No |
*~~M~~* | |
Million: Have you ever seen a million of anything? | Yep |
Mother: Is a boy's best friend really his mother, eh Norman? | Yes |
Married: At what point will you become depressed if you're not? | Still happily married at year seven |
Morning: Are you one of those obnoxious morning people? | No |
Mole: Does that term make you want to vomit, chemistry students? | No |
*~~N~~* | |
Noun: Pretend this is MadLibs...gimme a good one. | Jug |
Noon: Still asleep or seizing the day? | Seizing the Day |
Normal: How much do you hate that word? Or do you still think you're it? | It's just a word. |
No: What part of it don't you understand? | The first part. |
News: Is no news good news? | Yes |
*~~O~~* | |
O-face: How ridiculous is yours? | Very serious the O-face |
Olives: Green or black? | Green |
Ostriches: Do you have any at your local zoo? If so, do they scare you? | Yes - Sort of. |
Origami: Can you make one of those swan thingies? | Yes |
Okie Dokie: Do you ever say that? | Yes |
*~~P~~* | |
Past: Does your past stay in the past, or haunt your present? | Past - sometimes haunting |
Pearls: For old ladies or stylish chicas? | Depends on the pearls |
Pole: Can you pole dance or would you ever try? | No |
Purple: Are you gay if you like that color? | No |
Pennies: Is it insulting to give pennies for your thoughts? | No it shows good sense. |
*~~Q~~* | |
Quasar: Go on smartypants...what is it? | Think Astronomy and Carl Sagan |
Quailman: Would the world be a better place if he was real? | No |
Quotation: What's your favorite quotation by the genius, Anon.? | Bite Me |
Question: Ask ME one now. | Why do we think time is such a linear concept? |
Queen: Do you know one? | Yes |
*~~R~~* | |
Rights: Which of your rights would you fight for? | Freedom of thought |
Rectum: Are you laughing yet? Or are you too mature? | Yes |
Radio: Best radio station? | Japan-A-Radio |
Rave: You know, with glow sticks. Have you done it? | No |
Reality: What is it really? | Doesn't really exist - sorry |
*~~S~~* | |
Strange: The strangest thing you've ever seen someone do? | Nothing is that strange anymore |
Signature: Is yours legible? | Yes |
School: What do you think of it? | Education is the greatest gift - honest |
Sexy: What makes one sexy? | Too many elements but think eyes and lips |
Stupid: is as stupid does? | No that's moronic |
*~~T~~* | |
Tea: Relaxing or just gross? | Good |
Temperature: Are you hot or cold right now? | Just right thanks |
Tease: Are you one or just fall for those who are? | Neither but they are fun to look at |
Ticklish: You know you are...where? | Feet but only if caught off guard |
Take: Do you more often give or take? | Give |
*~~U~~* | |
Umbrella: Do you carry one in your purse, bookbag, or car? | Car and office |
Unicorns: What if we were all unicorns? | That's kind of phallic isn't it |
Underestimated: Are you? | No |
Universe: How big is it? | Ever expanding |
Ugly: Why does society curse the ugly ones? | Cause we are a silly lot |
*~~V~~* | |
Vortex: If you got sucked into a vortex, where would you end up? | Some other place |
Vicodin: Ever been prescribed it? | No |
Vixen: Is that a derogatory term? | No |
Violin: Do you play? | No |
Variety: The spice of life? | Yes |
*~~W~~* | |
Weakness: What's yours? | Food |
Wallaby: Can't you just call it a kangaroo? | I don't know perhaps |
Work: Do you for money? | Yes |
Wallpaper: Got any in your room? | Nope - paint |
War: What is it good for? | Absolutely nothing. |
*~~X~~* | |
XXX: Vin Diesel movie or something verrrrrry dirty? | Good and dirty please. |
X-Ray: Ever had to get them? For what? | Yep |
Xylophone: Honestly, what else starts with x? | Xerox |
*~~Y~~* | |
You: What's so special about you anyway? | I am still here |
Year: What's been the greatest of your life? | Every year is a beautiful thing |
Yorkie: Can you stand those yipping dogs? | Good for drop kicking |
Yellow: Good song? | Oh Yeah |
Yes: Are you a yes man/woman? | Sometimes |
*~~Z~~* | |
ZZZZZ: Do you need to catch some after this exhausting survey? | Yes just a five minute cat nap please. |
Thursday, July 21, 2005
DIY CD Jewel Case Photo Calendar Printing Software for Mac OS X
DIY CD Jewel Case Photo Calendar Printing Software for Mac OS XMAKE magazine is my hero. Sure some of this stuff I will never do but then some of it well hey. It all does my little mac heart some good to see things out there like this.
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Jewelboxing - Super Jewel Box Packaging System - CD and DVD Cases
Jewelboxing - Super Jewel Box Packaging System - CD and DVD Cases Work up some compilation cds and surprise some friends - mental note to work more on that creative side. Smile, the world isn't a fireball.
artforum.com / DIARY
artforum.com / DIARY I do believe that is my brother there in the plaid. Way to go Paul. It's an exciting world out there and it's always good to know someone is working hard to influence it. Anyways my best wishes go out to you.
Monday, July 18, 2005
Napkin Folding 101
Napkin Folding 101 The whole napkin folding thing is kind of bizzare but pretty cool just the same. This site reminded me of an origami book we once picked up that included a section on said napkin folding. Creases and symetry rule the world.
Friday, July 15, 2005
Indigo Tea Company, Bodum Shin-cha tea press teapot
Indigo Tea Company, Bodum Shin-cha tea press teapot
I saw these teapots searching for a gift. They are quite beautiful and functional to boot. Mental note, go grab one of these teapots it will fit what you have been looking for, trust in yourself.
I saw these teapots searching for a gift. They are quite beautiful and functional to boot. Mental note, go grab one of these teapots it will fit what you have been looking for, trust in yourself.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
children laying before a statue of hercules
CHILDREN PLAYING
BEFORE A STATUE
OF HERCULES
From the #1 bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim comes a collection of the short stories David Sedaris loves most. Containing the work of both contemporary and classic writers, CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES (Simon & Schuster; April 4, 2005; $14.95), edited and introduced by Sedaris, gives his legions of fans a glimpse at the writing he finds inspiring - and helps them discover the truth abut loneliness, hope, love, betrayal, and certain, but not all, monkeys.
David Sedaris fell in love with short stories while living in Odell, Oregon. Sedaris writes, "When apple-picking season ended, I got a job in a packing plant and gravitated toward short stories, which I could read during my break and reflect upon for the remainder of my shift. A good one would take me out of myself and stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit." Featuring such notable writers as Alice Munro, Tobias Wolff, Lorrie Moore, and Joyce Carol Oates, readers will reconnect with classics, as well discover fantastic but lesser-known writers.
Included in CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES are:
" Introduction by David Sedaris
" "Oh, Joseph, I'm So Tired" by Richard Yates
" "Gryphon" by Charles Baxter
" "Interpreter of Maladies" by Jhumpa Lahiri
" "The Garden Party" by Katherine Mansfield
" "Half A Grapefruit" by Alice Munro
" "Applause, Applause" by Jean Thompson
" "I Know What I'm Doing About All the Attention I've Been Getting" by Frank Gannon
" "Where the Door Is Always Open and the Welcome Mat Is Out" by Patricia Highsmith
" "The Best of Betty" by Jincy Willett
" "Song of the Shirt, 1941" by Dorothy Parker
" "The Girl with the Blackened Eye" by Joyce Carol Oates
" "People Like That Are the Only People Here: Canonical Babbling in Peed Onk" by Lorrie Moore
" "Revelation" by Flannery O'Connor
" "In the Cemetery Where Al Jolson Is Buried" by Amy Hempel
" "Cosmopolitan" by Akhil Sharma
" "Irish Girl" by Tim Johnston
" "Bullet in the Brain" by Tobias Wolff
" Epilogue by Sarah Vowell
Borrowing the book's name from an Adriaen van der Werff painting, CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES is David Sedaris's attempt to share his passion for short stories with a wider audience-and his enthusiasm is contagious. "The authors in this book are huge to me, and I am a comparative midget, scratching around in their collective shadow. 'Pint sized Fanatic Bowing Before Statues of Hercules' might have been more concise, but people don't paint things like that, and besides, it doesn't sound as good."
David Sedaris is publishing this book to support 826NYC, a nonprofit tutoring center in Brooklyn, New York. All of his proceeds, after permission expenses, from CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCULES will benefit this organization designed to help students ages six to eighteen develop their writing skills through free writing workshops, publishing projects, and one-on-one help with homework and English-language learning. In the book's epilogue, Sarah Vowell describes the fine work done by 826NYC.
About the Author:
David Sedaris is the author of the internationally bestselling Barrel Fever, Naked, Holidays on Ice, Me Talk Pretty One Day, and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. He is also a playwright, contributor to public radio's "This American Life," and an extensive lecturer. He lives in Paris, France.
CHILDREN PLAYING BEFORE A STATUE OF HERCLUES
By David Sedaris
Published by Simon & Schuster
April 4, 2005
Price: $14.95 / ISBN: 0-7432-7394-X
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
New Week
Silly Flash Thing
Start the week out right. Type a little in the office and everyone will think you are working... ha. Seriously though I did want to start this week out doing a couple of simple exercises both writing and physical. The holiday weekend was a good one. Took in some camping, and a canoe float to boot. Plans to do the camping thing again this fall, not so many people. Good friends came from out of town. Those friends that you love to see but somehow forget, but never for that long. Anyways simply put it's great to have friends.
Lately there are moments when I wonder what in the world is going on, by that I mean with everything. But hey the world continues with you or without you. Fill things with beauty and compassion, free your mind and your ass will follow. All and all, it only takes a couple of events to make you realize how much you really have. Friendships, relationships, bonds that tie everything together. Memories and other filed away bits and pieces. Good times, bad times rolled up in to some chemical, filing system. The lust and madness mixed with the sobriety and logicalness of day to day bliss. This I pursue.
If only the ceiling would dry...
Start the week out right. Type a little in the office and everyone will think you are working... ha. Seriously though I did want to start this week out doing a couple of simple exercises both writing and physical. The holiday weekend was a good one. Took in some camping, and a canoe float to boot. Plans to do the camping thing again this fall, not so many people. Good friends came from out of town. Those friends that you love to see but somehow forget, but never for that long. Anyways simply put it's great to have friends.
Lately there are moments when I wonder what in the world is going on, by that I mean with everything. But hey the world continues with you or without you. Fill things with beauty and compassion, free your mind and your ass will follow. All and all, it only takes a couple of events to make you realize how much you really have. Friendships, relationships, bonds that tie everything together. Memories and other filed away bits and pieces. Good times, bad times rolled up in to some chemical, filing system. The lust and madness mixed with the sobriety and logicalness of day to day bliss. This I pursue.
If only the ceiling would dry...
Friday, July 01, 2005
Duh it's the Fourth of July Weekend
What a weird and yet somewhat enjoyable week. It can always be worst, you could be a zombie or a freakish experiment. A mere pawn in someone's play that slowly unfolds as her life makes less and less sense. But hey... it's time to leave this office and hit the open road. It's a three day weekend and some adventure waits out there perhaps one that includes cold beverages and big bonfires. I'll work on stories and what not for right now the home beckons.
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