A-Z Quiz

The Alphabet Survey
Created by theaangel and taken 22 times on bzoink!
*~~A~~*
Apples: Red, yellow, green or none?	Red - Sometimes green
Animals: Suppose reincarnation happens, what animal would you become?	Rabbit
Allergies: Have you got 'em? To what?	NA
Asses: Everybody's got one...who do you know has a nice one?	my wife
Art: Have a favorite piece? What?	Bunches. Some by family, others by well others.
*~~B~~*
Bands: Who's the greatest one...EVER?	The Cramps
Beverages: What do you like to drink?	Tea, Coffee, Liquor, Liquids
Boys: What's their problem?	We have dicks - duh.
Baked goods: Have a favorite one?	Bread in all it's splendor and glory
Balls: Footballs, basketballs, baseballs...which balls to you prefer?	I like my balls thank you very much.
*~~C~~*
Coins: Penny, nickel, dime, quarter, any other one, which is best and why?	Quarters - nice size and semi practical.
Crayfish or crawdads? What do you call dem critters?	Crawdaddys
CDs: What one have you worn out in your CD player?	Pizzicato Five
Cups: Do you have one that you use more than others? Describe it.	Bodum Glass Tea Mug
Capes: Are they a bad idea for superheros?	Yes and No. I don't get the whole flying thing.
*~~D~~*
Doorknobs: Has anyone ever dared you to talk dirty to one?	No
Doors: Do you have a lock on your bedroom door?	No
Dirt: Do you mind getting a little dirty?	Sure
Democrats: Are you one?	For the most part - yes.
Dumbasses: Quick, name your favorite famous one.	Not worth the time or effort.
*~~E~~*
Eggs: How would you like your eggs prepared today?	Omlet
Engineers: Is/was your dad an engineer of any kind?	No
Eyes: What color are yours?	Blue but they do change
Eastside: or Westside?	Westside
English: Is it your first language?	Yes
*~~F~~*
Fridays: Do you thank God when it's Friday?	No
Fluoride: What flavor do you prefer at the dentist?	I don't because the dentist sucks and not in a good way.
Fans: Are ceiling fans tacky or practical...or both?	Practical, just try one.
Fans (of the other variety): Who's your biggest fan?	Fans should be invisible but their presence felt.
Florida: Have you been? How many times?	Once
*~~G~~*
Girls: What's their problem?	Pussy Power - duh.
Guts: Do do do do you have it? (or at least appreciate the reference)	Sometimes but I don't get reference.
Gourdes: Have you ever carved one, or merely boring pumpkins?	Yes
Gross: What's the grossest thing you can think of right now?	Vomit with chunks - really gross
Grapes: Gotta ask, red, purple, or green?	Red sometimes purple
*~~H~~*
Heat: What's the approximate temperature when you complain about the heat?	Over Ninety
Heather: Do you automatically associate the name with a slut?	Sometimes but I dig that name especially in a sweater.
Hair: The worst hairstyle you've ever had?	Who cares it's just hair.
Height: Are more of your friends shorter or taller than you?	Shorter
Hours: How many do you sleep a night?	About eight.
*~~I~~*
Idiom: Your favorite? You know you have one...	In a pig's eye.
Islands: Come on, WHO would you want with you on a deserted island?	Noone
Igloo: How long would you last living in one?	All winter
Illness: The last one you had?	Cold
Ice Cream: How many scoops?	One big one.
*~~J~~*
Jack-in-the-Box: Restaurant or child's plaything?	Both
Judgemental: Are you?	Sometimes but I try not to be
Juice: Which fruit produces the best?	Pineapple
Jam: or jelly?	Jam
Joy: When do you feel real joy?	Too personal.
*~~K~~*
Kindergarten: Best thing about it?	Nap time and the cookies.
Kaleidoscope: Do you own one? Is it pretty?	Yes and Yes
Keys: How many are on your keychain?	Four
Koi: Ever eaten it?	No
KY: Do those commercials make you giggle?	No
*~~L~~*
Latin: Is it useful to know?	Yes but I'm not going to learn it in my lifetime.
Line: Shortest distance between two points?	Not a straight line.
Lavatory: Why don't they just say toilet?	Does anyone really go to the head.
Love: Who loves you, baby?	A bunch of people.
Laugh: Is your laugh annoying?	No
*~~M~~*
Million: Have you ever seen a million of anything?	Yep
Mother: Is a boy's best friend really his mother, eh Norman?	Yes
Married: At what point will you become depressed if you're not?	Still happily married at year seven
Morning: Are you one of those obnoxious morning people?	No
Mole: Does that term make you want to vomit, chemistry students?	No
*~~N~~*
Noun: Pretend this is MadLibs...gimme a good one.	Jug
Noon: Still asleep or seizing the day?	Seizing the Day
Normal: How much do you hate that word? Or do you still think you're it?	It's just a word.
No: What part of it don't you understand?	The first part.
News: Is no news good news?	Yes
*~~O~~*
O-face: How ridiculous is yours?	Very serious the O-face
Olives: Green or black?	Green
Ostriches: Do you have any at your local zoo? If so, do they scare you?	Yes - Sort of.
Origami: Can you make one of those swan thingies?	Yes
Okie Dokie: Do you ever say that?	Yes
*~~P~~*
Past: Does your past stay in the past, or haunt your present?	Past - sometimes haunting
Pearls: For old ladies or stylish chicas?	Depends on the pearls
Pole: Can you pole dance or would you ever try?	No
Purple: Are you gay if you like that color?	No
Pennies: Is it insulting to give pennies for your thoughts?	No it shows good sense.
*~~Q~~*
Quasar: Go on smartypants...what is it?	Think Astronomy and Carl Sagan
Quailman: Would the world be a better place if he was real?	No
Quotation: What's your favorite quotation by the genius, Anon.?	Bite Me
Question: Ask ME one now.	Why do we think time is such a linear concept?
Queen: Do you know one?	Yes
*~~R~~*
Rights: Which of your rights would you fight for?	Freedom of thought
Rectum: Are you laughing yet? Or are you too mature?	Yes
Radio: Best radio station?	Japan-A-Radio
Rave: You know, with glow sticks. Have you done it?	No
Reality: What is it really?	Doesn't really exist - sorry
*~~S~~*
Strange: The strangest thing you've ever seen someone do?	Nothing is that strange anymore
Signature: Is yours legible?	Yes
School: What do you think of it?	Education is the greatest gift - honest
Sexy: What makes one sexy?	Too many elements but think eyes and lips
Stupid: is as stupid does?	No that's moronic
*~~T~~*
Tea: Relaxing or just gross?	Good
Temperature: Are you hot or cold right now?	Just right thanks
Tease: Are you one or just fall for those who are?	Neither but they are fun to look at
Ticklish: You know you are...where?	Feet but only if caught off guard
Take: Do you more often give or take?	Give
*~~U~~*
Umbrella: Do you carry one in your purse, bookbag, or car?	Car and office
Unicorns: What if we were all unicorns?	That's kind of phallic isn't it
Underestimated: Are you?	No
Universe: How big is it?	Ever expanding
Ugly: Why does society curse the ugly ones?	Cause we are a silly lot
*~~V~~*
Vortex: If you got sucked into a vortex, where would you end up?	Some other place
Vicodin: Ever been prescribed it?	No
Vixen: Is that a derogatory term?	No
Violin: Do you play?	No
Variety: The spice of life?	Yes
*~~W~~*
Weakness: What's yours?	Food
Wallaby: Can't you just call it a kangaroo?	I don't know perhaps
Work: Do you for money?	Yes
Wallpaper: Got any in your room?	Nope - paint
War: What is it good for?	Absolutely nothing.
*~~X~~*
XXX: Vin Diesel movie or something verrrrrry dirty?	Good and dirty please.
X-Ray: Ever had to get them? For what?	Yep
Xylophone: Honestly, what else starts with x?	Xerox
*~~Y~~*
You: What's so special about you anyway?	I am still here
Year: What's been the greatest of your life?	Every year is a beautiful thing
Yorkie: Can you stand those yipping dogs?	Good for drop kicking
Yellow: Good song?	Oh Yeah
Yes: Are you a yes man/woman?	Sometimes
*~~Z~~*
ZZZZZ: Do you need to catch some after this exhausting survey?	Yes just a five minute cat nap please.
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