stupid story

Once upon a time there has a young MACHINIST named THOR. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the GENTLE forest when he met LOVING SCOTT, a run-away OPERATOR from the KIND Queen TRIXIE.

THOR could see that LOVING SCOTT was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SWEET CAKE. LOVING SCOTT was thankful for THOR's CAKE, so he told THOR a very LUSTY story about Queen TRIXIE's daughter JEZEBEL. How her mother, the KIND Queen TRIXIE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic WOLF, because JEZEBEL was so SEXY.

THOR RAN. He vowed to LOVING SCOTT the OPERATOR that he would save the SEXY JEZEBEL. He would WRITE the WOLF, and take JEZEBEL far away from her eveil mother, the KIND Queen TRIXIE, and SWEAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SWEET HURRICAN and LOVING SCOTT the OPERATOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOLF from his story. KIND Queen TRIXIE DROVE out from behind a PEN and struck THOR dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a BLINK.

THE END.